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Keep Your Flipped Wigs On

by Kevin Hewick

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The kids believe The tales I weave Of the gonnabes And the wannabes Who brought the world to its knees With power chords Few were those Who came to see Who I used to be What I could have been The world soon brought me to my knees And made me unsure Now I preach a faith I have no faith in I teach each new wave About everything but failing When they fail They'll be like me When they fail They'll feel the doubts I feel
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Dope Academy 02:35
Back to school, reality morality I'm back to drool, it's so moron friendly At the Dope Academy You can bring back the cane But I'm too numb to feel it You can poke at my brain But I'm too dumb to believe in What you're teaching at the Dope Academy I pour my free milk down the drain And head to the tuck shop for my sherbert cocaine I'm the top of the class, rock bottom ass I'll get no gold stars today.. At the Dope Academy I've learned this one lesson I could be arsed to learn If I could be arsed to listen Don't need their boring explanations I already got myself a punk rock education
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I'm not for sitting behind a desk And passing test after boring test Rockstars don't need to pass exams I'm young and fast and havin' a laugh So don't send my dreams to an early bath Rockstars don't need to pass exams Groupiehalla here I come Cue screaming girls when I shake my bum Rockstars don't need to pass exams Bland on bland or with the band? Gimme my fame gimme my fans Rockstars don't need to pass exams
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Any crap will do But this is Dire As in Straits What our dad's love We hate! Oh no It sounds like Quo Or John and Yoko Anything like something out of dad's record collection Has to go But the three chord trick Has fooled the world The three chord pony Rules the world Baggy or shaggy It's all getting so draggy Emo or Eno Let's not come to blows Surely any crap will do The goose that poos the golden poos Says we can steal from the old And call it new! ...The three chord phoney Rules the world!
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I think I'm just in time To save the world With this song If you're hearing it Don't just listen Join in - sing along Sing hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey La la la la baby If I make it I'm gonna give way all my millions To the Africans, Indians, Chinese and Brazilians Don't be afraid I can even get the pope to wear shades Consider yourselves all saved Consider yourselves all saved if you sing: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey La la la la baby Save the earth Save the planet Save the dolphins Save the gannets
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Lord let me scream over dirty power chords Make this the one rock'n'roll tantrum That they can't ignore Old fools keep your flipped wigs on And listen to another young fool's song You offer us your screwed up world No thanks You offer us a life as screwed up as yours No way - not a chance! Old fools keep your flipped wigs on And listen to another young fool's song You've got credit cards store cards ID cards But where's the card that will set you free? Show me a yellow card show me a red card Well.. here's a black card from me Old fools keep your flipped wigs on And listen to another young fool's song Binge drinking binge drugging Like Amy 'n' Pete Popping pills like Smarties 40 Marlboro Weed and Speed It's a never ending, never ending, never ending party You say youth is wasted on the wasted But they've got what you haven't got and you hate it!!
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Put the selfish aims aside Take a deep deep breath Is it all just shallow empty heartedness? When you had one eye on image And the other on success You didn't see anything beautiful until it Up and left All those chances are for chancers There's another way to find those answers Can't you feel your fingertips can almost taste it But your boomerang ego could waste it Those kind of chances are for chancers There's another way to find those answers..
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iPod Trash 03:47
Man - it's such a drag This iPod Trash Man - it's such a drag This iPod Trash It's such a downloadin' shame shame shame My mp3 memory's gone braindead again Hey - it's such a drag This iPod trash Hey - it's such a drag This iPod trash It's such downloadin' shay-yeh-ame My mp3 memory is braindead again It's a D.R.A.G. It's a D.R.A.G. It''s a S.H.A.M.E. My mp3 has up and OD'd Draggy, draggy, draggy, drag, drag, drag Dragga, dragga, dragga, drag-a-lag-lag An iPoddin' downerloadin' sh-sh-shame Mp3 is BD again Trashy, trashy, trashy, trash, trash, trash Trasha, trasha, trasha, tra-tra-trashhhh iPoddy poddy downloady sha-sha-shammmme My mp1-2-3 has soooo OD'd Testing - testing - testing - skool of hard rox You might be hi-tech honey but you can't Take the knox
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The Myth 02:57
Nuremburg to Wembley That's the myth Hey! How bad do you want it? Or see you On the toilet circuit Hey! We know how to work it! We come on stage Like it's a viking raid Gonna rock up daughters Make your sons feel afraid However much However much you hate us We're gonna achieve mythical status So you might as well Jump into moshpit hell You might as well scream This is the feedback dream However much However much you hate us We're gonna achieve mythical status
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Nokia Nintendo CCTV Tabloids, steroids, androids 21st century void for me What's there to go on about? What's there to explain? I'm saying the revolution is so over And you will get fooled again KFC, McDonalds, Subway Loopy juice every Saturday 42 inch plasma screen Simon Cowell is killing me Hey! What's the score? It's 6 nil to them Saying we can still beat them is so beat You, you're getting fooled again New city vision, demolitions galore To build new trendy bars with super trendy prices But why does it seem even worse than before? Do you ever get the feeling you've been tagged? That you never really had what you thought you had What's there to go on about? What's there to explain? Saying people power is so powerless Just accept it... we will get fooled again
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What the hell of the hells that was all about? Don't whisper your explanations It's better if you shout Answers on a 6ft x 4ft postcard please Was it all a kind of crazy rock'n'roll disease??? I might get a freaky flashback while I'm working at the bank If someone says "hey - weren't you the man?" I'll just go blank.. Answers on a 6ft x 4ft postcard please Was it all a kind of crazy rock'n'roll disease??? My wife and kids have begged me not to go back there So I sit and smoke my slippers In my favourite electric chair Answers on a 6ft x 4ft postcard please Was it all some kind of crazy rock'n'roll disease??? At the funky supermarket the checkout girls all smile 'Cos in the sexy way I push my trolley There's a hint of my old style Answers on a 6ft x 4ft postcard please Is it all a kind of crazy rock'n'roll disease??? ..Young fools keep your flipped wigs on Listen to another old fool's song..
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Lord let me scream over dirty power chords Make this the one rock'n'roll tantrum That they can't ignore Old fools keep your flipped wigs on And listen to another young fool's song You offer us your screwed up world No thanks You offer us a life as screwed up as yours No way - not a chance! Old fools keep your flipped wigs on And listen to another young fool's song You've got credit cards store cards ID cards But where's the card that will set you free? Show me a yellow card show me a red card Well.. here's a black card from me Old fools keep your flipped wigs on And listen to another young fool's song Binge drinking binge drugging Like Amy 'n' Pete Popping pills like Smarties 40 Marlboro Weed and Speed It's a never ending, never ending, never ending party You say youth is wasted on the wasted But they've got what you haven't got and you hate it!!
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I think I'm just in time To save the world With this song If you're hearing it Don't just listen Join in - sing along Sing hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey La la la la baby If I make it I'm gonna give way all my millions To the Africans, Indians, Chinese and Brazilians Don't be afraid I can even get the pope to wear shades Consider yourselves all saved Consider yourselves all saved if you sing: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey La la la la baby Save the earth Save the planet Save the dolphins Save the gannets
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Hathi Productions in association with 4Squared and Funny Animal

Music and lyrics by Kevin Hewick
Book by Jez Simons

'School of Hard Rocks' was first performed at Phoenix Arts Leicester, September 14th & 15th 2007

Directed by Rakhee Thakrar
Lighting Design by Andy Finn

ORIGINAL CAST
Richard Hasbeen: Robin Wynter

RECYCLED SWEAT
Vixen: Meera Pathak
Sharky: Vinay Trevedi
Damien: Chirag Thakrar
Strummer: Anand Karaji

TRUPAC AND THE THUPELUS
Trupac: Vikash Patel
Suz: Zahra Batty
Push: Bhavni Manek
Psycho: Radhika Bhogaita
Stix: Shobita Bhumbra
Charity: Bethan Dove

credits

released August 25, 2014

Soundtrack recorded between August 31st and September 13th 2007
Engineered by Alan Jenkins at Cordelia Studios Leicester
Mastered by Jay 'Burzootie' Burnett

Kevin Hewick: Acoustic Guitar/Electric Guitar/Bass Guitar & Vocals
Flash: Drums & Laughing
Except: 'Save the Gannets' version 2 recorded October 23rd 2007:
Vikash Patel: Vocals
The Gannet Girls: Claire Ramsden and Bethan Dove: Backing Vocals

Graphic Design: Flasher By Design
Photography: Akhil Morjaria and Claire Ramsden

Special thanks to: 27A Access to Arts Space

KH thanks: Jez, Rakhee and all of the original cast, Flash, Alan at Cordelia, Kenton and ist, Chris & Sue at Pink Box Records, Bethan Dove of Hidden Devils, Claire, Mark, Dad, Pineapster, Gary K, John Cooper and the Cerysmatic website, Section 25, Jenny & Shirley, Ally, Tam Lin, Di, and Julie G who heard these songs in their earliest raw form and told me what worked and what didn't

Lovingly dedicated to Eileen Pearl Hewick, Tony Wilson and Doreen, Fred and Joanne Simons

Pink Box Records
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Kevin Hewick Leicester, UK

Kevin Hewick (born 4 February 1957, Leicester) is an English singer-songwriter who was an early member of the Factory Records roster. Today he is known for his recordings on Pink Box Records, an independent label based in Leicester, and his recent work with Venetian collective Unfolk. ... more

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